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“THE BIG BLUE BOX HEIST”

By David Perlstein | September 4, 2020 |

I was in the office playing solitaire—real cards—and checking email when the beautiful babe showed up. Big eyes. Long dark hair. Legs up to there. I glanced at the lucky guy with her. “What kind of dog is Gorgeous?” “Mixed,” he said. “Great genes.” I nodded at the lucky bastard. “And you are—?” I asked.…

DARKNESS AND LIGHT

By David Perlstein | August 28, 2020 |

Donald Trump and Joe Biden are competing to see who can turn the lights back on in America. Biden sees the nation engulfed in darkness. Trump sees Biden as darkness incarnate and said last night, he is “brimming with confidence of the bright future.” I think I see why. Covid-19 has killed 180,000 Americans. Trump…

MY WIFE IS NASTY

By David Perlstein | August 21, 2020 |

When you’re married to a woman for nearly 51 years (September 4), you learn a bit about her. So I can say without hesitation, my wife Carolyn is nasty. My wife is nasty because she’s independent. She thinks for herself. She insists on standing on her own two feet, not under my thumb. My wife…

ALL THAT GREEN

By David Perlstein | August 14, 2020 |

Baseball’s back. Whether the short season will be completed remains in question. But I’m less inclined to look to baseball’s future than its past for memories bigger than the game. As a kid, I went to Yankee Stadium with my father Morris. I treasured sharing that time with him. Later I went with my brother-in-law…

NEITHER SNOW NOR RAIN NOR HEAT

By David Perlstein | August 7, 2020 |

The unofficial motto of the U.S. Postal Service long has been, “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” What does? An American president hellbent on making a mockery of the Constitution and democracy. Polls indicate that Donald Trump badly trails Joe…

DRESS REHEARSAL IN PORTLAND

By David Perlstein | July 31, 2020 |

Something ominous has been happening in Portland, Oregon. But Donald Trump’s sending camouflage-uniformed, armed and unidentified federal personnel to attack protestors represents only half the story. Portland mayor Ted Wheeler and Oregon governor Kate Brown responded with anger. Oregon attorney general Ellen Rosenblum sought a restraining order against the Department of Homeland Security. It was…

TOP DOWN OR BOTTOM UP?

By David Perlstein | July 24, 2020 |

Classical music and professional basketball have something in common. The link may challenge some preconceptions about race. The National Basketball Association, re-starting its season July 30, comprises 80 percent Black players. This racial makeup hardly represents a cross-section of the United States. Problem? No way. Teams and fans want championships. That requires the best players.…

CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE

By David Perlstein | July 17, 2020 |

In 2017, white supremacists in Charlottesville, Virginia put American anti-Semitism in full view. Again. Murders followed at synagogues in Pittsburgh (2018) and near San Diego (2019). But whites aren’t the nation’s only anti-Semites. Ten days ago, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson—African-American—posted on Instagram a quote falsely attributed to Adolf Hitler: “Because the white Jews…

THE DRAGON—A FABLE

By David Perlstein | July 10, 2020 |

Just the day before, the Child was care-free and innocent, at that age at which Father and Mother were wise and heroic. But that was then. “There’s a Dragon under my bed,” said the Child at tuck-in time. Father and Mother smiled. Children often expressed fears of imaginary things. Father and Mother often read fairy…

WALKING AND CHEWING

By David Perlstein | July 3, 2020 |

Last March, a longtime reader asked me to remove her from my email list. With the coronavirus pandemic wreaking havoc, she couldn’t take getting “bad news from the universe.” I deleted her name. But she missed out on a very critical concept. True, the universe—in its broadest sense—sent us the virus. But failure to adequately…