“THE BIG BLUE BOX HEIST”

By David Perlstein | September 4, 2020

I was in the office playing solitaire—real cards—and checking email when the beautiful babe showed up. Big eyes. Long dark hair. Legs up to there. I glanced at the lucky guy with her. “What kind of dog is Gorgeous?” “Mixed,” he said. “Great genes.” I nodded at the lucky bastard. “And you are—?” I asked.…

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DRESS REHEARSAL IN PORTLAND

By David Perlstein | July 31, 2020

Something ominous has been happening in Portland, Oregon. But Donald Trump’s sending camouflage-uniformed, armed and unidentified federal personnel to attack protestors represents only half the story. Portland mayor Ted Wheeler and Oregon governor Kate Brown responded with anger. Oregon attorney general Ellen Rosenblum sought a restraining order against the Department of Homeland Security. It was…

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